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Friday, March 24, 2006

Vahts Ahp Yoo Em Dob!!!

You know vaht I love about USA? Dere is so many race of people, is like a real melting pot, or as ve say in Iran, kashke bahdemjoon! Vahn ting dat is interesting doh, is dere is some people dat dey are like a kashke bahdemjoon demselves. Dere is a dude on our feloor dat his name is Ethan. He is look like a honky guy, but he is sound like a soul broder! Is may be he is a “mix race”, like dey say, but I herd he is from de Salt Lake City, and I don know if dey have a lot of mix race dere.

Anyvay, you vanne know someting else doh? Ven I vaz a liddel kid, *I* taut I vaz a soul broder. Because on de TV, is only honky and soul broder, but no Iranian. So I look, and I tink, “vell, I’m not a honky, so I guess I am a soul broder”. After a vile I feegair it out, but even now, ven I see a soul broder on de estreet, I tink in my head “Yes. You, me, yes” or ven I vahtch on like a Survivor or Amazeen Race, I am always root for the soul broders. I don know vhy, but is like a eengrain.

Question, is it mostly a honky people dat is read dis belog? Because if yes, ve should do vaht ve can to make it more of a kashke bahdemjoon. Man, come to tink of it, I could really go for some kashke bahdemjoon right now. I fond a recepe at . Check et out:

Ingredients: (4 servings)

·         Small eggplants, 6

·         Kashk, one glass (kashk is thick whey, and should be purchased in Iran or at an  Iranian store) tomato paste, one spoon

·         Medium onions, 2

·         Dried mint, 2 spoons (or 200 grams of fresh mint)

·         Cooking oil

·         Salt

·         Black pepper

Peel eggplants and slice length-wise to a thickness of 1 cm. Add salt and pepper and fry on both sides on medium heat until golden. Add half a cup of hot water to one spoon of tomato paste and mix well. Add to eggplants and cook over medium heat for about 4-5 minutes.

Peel onions and slice thinly. Fry in oil until golden. Also fry dried mint in oil for a few minutes. Alternatively, fresh mint can be used. If so, wash and finely chop mint, then fry in oil. Pour kashk evenly over eggplants; follow with onions and mint, then serve.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

You know why the mid-west kicks ass? Two words: Waffle House. I went out with Abdul, Hot-Ass Paige, Joan Ellen Beamin and Barri “I can do more Jagrbombs than you” Martin on Friday, and after being kicked out of Fatty’s Pub, (Barri tried to jack a case of Bacardi) we were all a little hammered and a lot hungry. The Waffle House is within perfect walking distance between Fatty’s and dormland, and plus it’s effing awesome. For those that have had the pleasure of WoHo in the wee hours of the morning after a night of drinking, you already know what I’m talking about. For the less fortunate, let me explain: Waffle House kicks the shit out of IHOP, Denny’s, Bob’s Big Boy and any other open-late place that serves drunk people. Not only do you have a seemingly endless choice of badass breakfast, your order is served to you by a drunk-(and truck driver) friendly staff. I could go into more detail right now, but you really just need to go there. And if you don’t have a Waffle House near you, you should plan your next trip accordingly. And maybe all this doesn’t make sense. Well, maybe Drew has been partying. And maybe you should take your ass to Waffle House.

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Friday, March 10, 2006

In the sprirt of awards season, here are some UMW Superlatives:

Most likely to punch a guy in the neck after being told she’s had too much to drink at the Station:  Joan Ellen Beamin

Best looking after six Jagr Bombs: Rhonda (Sorry, I don’t remember your last name)

Most foreign: Abdul

Most likely to be accused of date rape again: Barri Martin

Most likely to think that “the freshman fifteen” is the number of dudes you’re supposed to hook up with that year: Barri Martin

Least likely to agree to a threesome despite my promises of complete secrecy: The hot-ass twins

Biggest buzz killer: Joan and Barri talking about “the change.”  Constantly.

Highest point in the mid-west: Guy’s room

Girl who would get maddest if she found out that Duli and I have nude pictures of her: Paige

People most likely to add someone to this list: You


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