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Friday, March 10, 2006

In the sprirt of awards season, here are some UMW Superlatives:

Most likely to punch a guy in the neck after being told she’s had too much to drink at the Station:  Joan Ellen Beamin

Best looking after six Jagr Bombs: Rhonda (Sorry, I don’t remember your last name)

Most foreign: Abdul

Most likely to be accused of date rape again: Barri Martin

Most likely to think that “the freshman fifteen” is the number of dudes you’re supposed to hook up with that year: Barri Martin

Least likely to agree to a threesome despite my promises of complete secrecy: The hot-ass twins

Biggest buzz killer: Joan and Barri talking about “the change.”  Constantly.

Highest point in the mid-west: Guy’s room

Girl who would get maddest if she found out that Duli and I have nude pictures of her: Paige

People most likely to add someone to this list: You

-Drew

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Most Likely To Hook Up With Duli: Barry

Posted by: donica ben | Mar 18, 2006 11:04:08 AM

geross! Miss Barri is like a combination of my mom and my seester! I cant do dat.
I mean, not yet anyvay. OK, I'm not ruling et out, but... man, I gotte go.

Posted by: abdul | Mar 18, 2006 12:50:31 PM

Hottest Lady on campus?: MS. BARRI MARTIN

Posted by: Deirdre | Mar 20, 2006 4:21:18 PM

I don't know, Duli...you two were looking pretty cuddly when you got high. ;-)

Posted by: donica ben | Apr 1, 2006 1:40:45 PM

no disrespect, but I would take Joan over Paige or Barri any day. Joan has it goin' on.

Posted by: unka walty | Apr 1, 2006 8:23:03 PM

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