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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

OK ladies. I give up. Apparently I’m not doing anything right with any of you, and I pretty much have no clue where to go from here. I had a date with this girl named Shelly from my Western Civ. class over the weekend. Nothing much – just a movie, milkshakes and some Allman Brothers. She looked hot, and at the time, didn’t seem like a bitch at all. On the way home, she started talking about her ex-boyfriend and how he treated her like crap and always hit on other girls right in front of her and always seemed way more into himself than her, and blah blah blah. So I said, “If he treated you like crap, why did you stay with him?” A simple question, right? Apparently not. She went on to tell me that I shouldn’t judge her and that “deep down he is a really good guy,” and that I’m “a dick” and shouldn’t talk about people that I don’t even know. She called Captain Douche right then and he said he was going to kick my ass real soon. (If you’re feelin’ froggy then jump, Carlos).

So I’m about 0 for 40 this semester, and I can’t quite figure out why. I’ve tried being Johnnyniceguy and that’s gotten me nothing but cheated on. I’ve tried to be the moody mysterious guy and all of a sudden I’m a “stalker.” (That’s bullshit and you know it, Diane) So here’s your opportunity, ladies. You can tell me and every guy that reads this what the EF women want because I’m out of ideas. Give us the answers. We can all be winners.


This week’s movie pick:

Days of Thunder

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Crap. That makes me feel bad...that was the topic of part of my frist conversation with my (now) husband.

Uh...I think he said something along the lines of "If everything you don't like about him changed tomorrow...would you take him back?"

I think I said something along the lines of yes...and that it'll never happen...and that I just need something better in my life so I didn't have to think about him anymore. My husband turned out to be the better thing.

Posted by: Donica | Jan 31, 2006 1:17:49 PM

To Mr "do you" Drew: Does this have anything to do with the hawk and the panther? I say try to be the "nice stalker" type dude, buy a camera and say your a scorpio. When they come over to your dorm be sure they notice the shrine you made for them filled with all their pictures. Be sure to put a red x on any of the guys that happen to get in the photo. Hope this helps...

Posted by: B-ill | Jan 31, 2006 1:27:36 PM

Drew when you get the answers make sure you pass them my way, bro!

Posted by: David | Jan 31, 2006 5:47:10 PM

Drew, I know that it seems all girls are that way. But really, not all of us are. It sucks that the girls you have found lately are that way. If this girl was willing to call her "ex" right in front of you she obviously was not over him. Chalk it up to a loss and just move on to the next one. You will find that girl who knows that nice guys dont finish last and never should. My fiance` now can testify to that. Not being cocky, disrespectful and perverted is always a good thing. Not being moody is also great. Stay the way you are and someone will take you up on it and never look back. Goodluck! :)

Posted by: Jenni | Feb 2, 2006 2:57:51 PM

Try to be like Bob Hope or Jimmy Stewart, as in being sweet, sincere, honest, low-maintenance, non-whiney, upbeat, deep. You cannot lose in the long run, and you will attract more people to you that will build that life.

Don't be high-maintenance, spoiled, moody, tricky, chaotic, negative, superficial, unless you want to attract people that will bring even more of that mess into your life.

Odds are, if you "be" what you want to attract to you, you will get what you deserve.

Posted by: Reedsprt_girl | Feb 6, 2006 12:57:44 PM

Drew.. okay first things first.. You shouldn't have to change who you are or act like someone you aren't just to get someone to like you... because even if you suceed in getting someone to be with you, you will eventually change back into the person you really are and you run the risk of the person not liking you anymore.. Not that you aren't likeable as the person you are.. Im just saying wouldn't it be easier for you to find someone who likes you for you and avoid all the acting and changing stuff? If you have to fake being yourself just to date someone, chances are that person isn't worth it anyway.. Just a thought.. thanks for letting me waste your time.. Ciao

Posted by: Jillian | Mar 12, 2006 4:08:01 AM

I have one name for you- Adam Sandler. I know it sounds weird but I don't know one girl who doesn't love him. He's not arrogant or presumptuous, he's just funny and cool. he's laid back, that's what girls want...or at least the ones worth dating.

Posted by: shana | Mar 24, 2006 3:19:42 AM

listen Drew.. go for Commuter students, if there are any in your class. These girls are independant and have their own cars, and hate the normal college girls enough that they wont even dorm with them. and they have their own apartment.

go with them. i'm like them. i'm telling you from experience kid!

Posted by: Cara | Apr 7, 2006 8:22:56 AM


if it makes you feel better...
you're hot :D

Posted by: mary | Apr 10, 2006 5:43:28 PM

Drew Drew Drew, maybe you're not seeing the potential that's right in front of you. After seeing Page go out with that phrat boy, I'm thinking you both are in the same boat. Ask Page out...then come back and tell us all about it. Better yet, show us on a future episode.


Posted by: Becca | May 6, 2006 2:34:33 PM

I'm just writing to say that I have a crush on Drew... something about the hair... and the smile, had to get it off my chest, I'm good now.

Posted by: Kat | Nov 12, 2006 10:41:09 PM

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