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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Vell, obviously de ladies have been lagging on writing een dere bilog, so I gues I have to pick up de eslack. Abdul here, Duli if you’re nasty. I don have a lot of time, between cilasses and esticking my doodoodle in de hot campus co-eds, so I’m not even typing dis. I’m dictating it from de quad on my Nokia boolootooth-enable cell phone. I hope my accent doesn’t come tru on de bilog.

De mos interesting ting dat is happen to me dis veek is I met a real hot blonde, and let me just say dis: she’s vas down to have a Persian Excursion, if you know vaht I mean!!! Anyvay, she is come to me for some help vit her Persian homevork (I didn’t even know dey HAD Persian at UMW!), aaaand, vaht can I say? One ting is led to anoder. We had a sex for someting like 2 hours. Or no, like 4 hours. No, no, 2 hours, 2 hours. Vell, I mean, she vas HOT, like one of de 8 or 9 hottest ger dat I ever estick my doodoodle in dem. It was really blow my mind ven I find out later, not only is she a member of the Swedish bikini team, but also she is a pilaymate for de Pilayboy! And ALSO, she is a PhD in a… Art History. So… dat, ya, dat vaz a good night. Anyvay, is a little sad because right after ve had our sex, she also told me she has to move to Africa, because she is doing a vork for de Peace Corps. Man, do I know how to peek dem or vaht? So is too bad, I never gonna see her again, and I already forgot her name, but at least I have von more Persian Excursion memory to hold on to. Man, I love de Midvest!!

Abdul

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Go Duli! Get the poon! ;-)

Posted by: Donica | Jan 11, 2006 5:08:33 PM

I'm sure you will see her agian. Good luck!

Posted by: Brittney | Jan 15, 2006 10:47:01 PM

Abdul...why did I just see you in a Wendy's commercial? And why didn't you have an accent in the Wendy's commercial?

:-D

Posted by: Donica | Jan 16, 2006 7:09:51 PM

Power to your Persian Excusion! Too bad though, that she has to leave. But dont worry...I'm sure you'll find an even hotter chick that will allow you to stick your doodoodle in...and one thats actually sober! Anyways, say "hey" to Joan and Barri for me. I heard that they went lesbo for a day and didnt even get none! Thats so sad...You should totally count your lucky stars. Happy Humping!

Posted by: David | Jan 16, 2006 9:17:56 PM

Mr. Donica,
Dat is a good question. Vaht is happen is dis: De Vendy's did a nation-vide search for de perfec face for dare new commercial. Dey even came to de UMW, and vaht do you know? I am de perfec face! Unfortunately, I am not de perfec accent! So, I tink dey hire some kind of a voice-over viz to dub de voice. And now, I am learning about one of de blessings of de USA, is called de RESIDUAL CHECK. Cash money, suckair!!! I tink I'm gonna buy a sweet digital camera to use on de espring break!! Mexico here ve come!!

Posted by: Abdul | Jan 17, 2006 10:51:51 PM

mmmm can i go to mexico with you abdul? i'd love to partay with you and your hot doodoodle! ;)

Posted by: monica | Mar 4, 2006 8:48:29 PM

Dear Monica,
I vould love to have some female companian in Mexico, but I now have a estrict policy of not making a plan vit anyvon I meet on de anternet. I just been bern too many times. Most of de time, dey are not show ahp, and de few time dey do show ahp, dey have a doodoole demself. Not cool. Not cool, doodoole.
Baht, if you vanne just show ahp in Mexico and find me, (and prove you don have a doodoole), den PLAY BALL!
Duli

Posted by: Abdul | Mar 18, 2006 12:48:53 PM

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